Go to a popular website for chatting. Chat it up about how you love talking dirty over the phone. Make it convincing and then post your ex's phone number. This site Literotica.com is great to use, you have to register but its free and you can make up a fake name.
To a gay hotline. Use 1-800-GAY-MEN1 if you don't know any others off hand. It could take a full day to figure it out since no one will be able to get through the phone to let him know. Listen to what his callers will hear by using the player below.
There are tons of flash soundboards online that you can use for calling your ex. Don't forget to block your number or fake the Caller ID with Spoofcard when playing this game. We used a "Dr. Phil" soundboard to make the following prank call: (use the player below to listen) (there is some swearing in the clip)
Enter his name and phone number into the CallBack Forms found on many web sites. They'll call him back immediately. If you plan on using this tactic to the extreme you should consider using a public computer on the other side of town for the dirty work.
Use Spoofcard
to display any Caller ID you want on his phone. We tested this service and it works flawlessly every time. Pretend to be his ex, his new girl, the local jail, an STD clinic, his mother, the possibilities are endless. Spoofcard also has a built in voice changer. Yea.
Find out what his plans are by listening to his voicmail messages
FREE with GotVoice.
You can also delete all messages from his phone as well as deliver messages to his phone without it ringing.
Take a really embarrassing picture of him and send it to us via email. You never know...this could be the outcome!
Scan a copy of his business card to your computer (optional). Use an image editing program to completely change what his card says. Then replace all his original cards with your new and improved cards. See this example of an edited business card.
Classmates.com is a great place for revenge! Sign him up for a free account and enter his school name and location and graduating year and then Wa-La, instant access to all his dear old friends that go way back to his high school years!
Send him an email and tell him to take the test at: http://www.makehimpay.net/makehimpay-test.swf
If he has any doubt about being gay this test should clear it up for him. This test is hilarious, to see it go to the makehimpay gay test and pretend you are him answering the question.
Do you want to warn other women about your cheating ex and humiliate him at the same time? Over at WomanSavers.com you can do just that. And don't forget to run your next dates name through their database as well.
Send a picture of your ex boyfriend to us and we might create a "Dirty Ex Page" about him. To learn more and see some pages we've already made visit our Dirty Ex Directory.
Sign him up to receive free spam. Yes, its possible to actually request a staggering amount of spam to be delivered to an email address. www.ToastedSpam.com has a huge list of sites where you can enter an eMail address and immediately start filling his inbox with yummy spam.
If you have access to his email account the possibilities are endless. You can email his co-workers and profess his love to them. You can email his boss and quit his job. You can email his new girlfriend and breakup with her. Imagination is all it takes to have him endlessly explaining explaining away the emails to everyone. Here's an example of fun you can have while sending in his name.
Slip some of those anti-shoplifting strips into the lining of all your ex's jackets. Shopping will turn into a nightmare for him.
Carefully use a razor blade to slice through MOST of the stiches holding the seams of his pants together. Leave some stiches in tact so his pants don't rip apart when he first puts them on. His big dirty ass will be exposed to the world in about half a day.
Put his favorite outfits in a big pot of boiling water. Boil the hell out of them. Now he has mini versions!
Use an ultraviolet pen to write on your ex boyfriend's favorite clubbing shirt. If you only write on the back of the shirt he might wear it out more than once. If you can't think of anything to say on his shirt try drawing an obscene picture.
Use a bottle of syrup to write his most embarrassing secrets on the hood and trunk of his car. Top off the syrup with your favorite color glitter!
On a cold winter night put a lawn sprinkler on the top of your ex's car. Let the sprinkler run with just a little bit of water going through it. By morning there should be a thick layer of ice coating the whole car.
Place offensive bumper stickers to the back of his vehicle. Use bumper stickers that say things like "I Love Gay Porn" "I Hate Women" "I Hate Cops" "I Smoke Crack" etc.
Go to a pet shop and buy a fancy looking pet collar and leash. Then, the next time you see a dead animal in the road, attach the leash and collar to the poor critter. Now attach the whole thing to the ex's rear bumper, making sure to toss said critter under the car so it won't be seen. When your filthy ex drives away, chances are he will be stopped by either a cop or a member of some animal lovers group for draggin some poor defenseless pet down the road.
Click the image below to see other types of turmoil that cars have been put through.
Sneak into his house at night when he is sleeping. Turn the heater on full blast and super glue the thermostat into place.
Cut off all the cord ends of his electrical appliances. UNPLUG EVERYTHING FIRST (of course). Go outside and throw the cords on top of his roof.
Pour syrup on the toilet seats, he won't see it but he'll stick to the lid.
Pour a large amount of jello powder into the bowl or the tank.
Place ketchup packets between the lid and the bowl.
Call up every company possible in the yellow pages which have a service that comes to the home. Request all their services on the same day to show up at your ex's home.
Here is a video of someone's tedious use of foil in a revenge plot.
The nastiest, most foul smelling product you can imagine is called Liquid Ass. Its cheap and horribly bad smelling. Purchase a few bottles of this stuff and empty them in his house.
Replace all of the photos in his house with photoshopped pictures of him with other men... or for a more subtle approach that may yield funnier and more embarressing results, just one or two in the living room where they are sure to be seen by guests (or new girlfriends!). He most likely won't notice right away, but when he has a guest over and they go to admire his pictures, they sure will!
Sign him up to recieve tons of catalogs from tons of companies.
Send highly offensive envelopes and postcards to his work. There's no telling how many people will see the items before it reaches him.
Did he spend too much time on pornogrophy web sites? Applying superglue to the following items will help break his addiction:
♥ Mouse ball to the inside of the mouse.
♥ Mouse to the mouse pad.
♥ Mouse pad to the desk.
♥ Unplug the mouse, apply glue to the plug then plug it back in his PC.
♥ Turn the speaker knob all the way up then apply glue.
♥ Glue the "Backspace" and "Enter" keys down onto the keyboard.
Rip pages out of really nasty porn mags (or if you're feeling particularly brave and have a strong stomach search for images online and print the most bizarre ones out). Then super glue the pages to windows of his house with the image facing in.
NEVER DO ANYTHING PORN RELATED IF THERE IS A POSSIBILITY OF CHILDREN BEING PRESENT!
One woman went the extra mile to set her ex up. Then she superglued his butt cheeks together. She didn't stop there, but you'll have to watch the rest in a video clip from a news site about this super avenging woman.
When he's out of the house for a while grab several packages of Kool-aid and head over there. Take the covers off his bed. Liberally spread the Kool-aid powder between his sheets. If he sweats at all in his sleep it will stain his skin all over. For the Smurf look use "Berry Blue". For the Umpa Lumpa look use "Lime". For the Spongebob look use "Lemonade". Use "Grape" and "Cherry" in a striped pattern as a punch line to this joke: What's red and purple all over? Here's a Kool-aid stain chart to pre plan your own colorful joke on him. Oh Yeah!
While the creep is asleep carefully put Vaseline between his toes. You will soon see his toes starting to wiggle. Apparently when your toes start slipping against each other, your mind insists on making them slip and slide more and more. This is already funny but it gets better. The part of the mind that's supposed to be getting rest will be busy moving toes all night long. Your ex will wake up a very tired greasy toed freak!
Here's a video tutorial on how to make any icon on his desktop automatically shut down his computer.
Or you could do this:
Use this dating company to make your ex man jealous:
They have offices in your local town, photo and video profiles, free screening (so YOU are safer), and free extensive compatibility tests. Hey, you might just fall in love and forget about getting revenge on your ex altogether.
